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2013 Harley-Davidson Softail in East Coast Road, East Singapore for sale

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I am selling this insanely fast, powerful, scary, evil motorcycle to the first person to show up here with cash in hand and balls big enough to ride it.
THIS MOTORCYCLE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Men will fear you. Women will want you. A flood of manly hormones will fill your bloodstream and by the end of your first ride, you'll have a beard down to your belly button. When I bought this motorcycle I was a wee 50 kg weakling; I am now a mighty lumberjack who eats sharks.
I have ridden this monster all over Singapore and it's never left me stranded. It's powerful enough to cross mountains without even a second thought, but settles into a nice highway groove for hours at a time.
This is the Chuck Norris of motorcycles. This is a two-wheeled tank, an armored assault vehicle for guys with no instinct for self-preservation. This is a rocket with no common sense.
You don't exactly RIDE this motorcycle; it allows you on its back, and it goes... and goes... and goes. Faster and faster, until your love for speed outweighs your fear of death. You will ride faster than your Angles can fly.
IT'S LOUD. IT'S MEAN. Pure, distilled testosterone is the only emission from the tailpipes. If you can't get laid with this bike, you just plain can't get laid, son. This motorcycle is a bigger panty-dropper than Brad Pitt's abs.
AND NOW FOR THE IMPORTANT DETAILS YOU'VE BEEN WAITING SO PATIENTLY FOR!
THIS IS A HARLEY-DAVIDSON FXSB 103 BREAKOUT.
It has been well maintain by some of the best hands in Harley. INCULDING:
- 8000KM SERVICE DONE IN FEB 2015 BY HARLEY SINGAPORE
- NEW BATTERY
- NOTHING ELSE NEEDED DOING!!
- I WILL INCLUDE THE OWNER MANUAL, IF I GET THE PRICE I'M ASKING.
I HAVE THE COMPLETE SERVICE RECORD TO PROVE ALL THE WORK I'VE HAD DONE BY AUTHORISED DEALER.
WE COME NOW TO THE PART WHERE THEY TELL YOU ALL THE BAD STUFF ABOUT THE MOTORCYCLE THEY'RE SELLING. OKAY, READY?
-Nothing.
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS MOTORCYCLE; IT IS IN BULLETPROOF CONDITION. IT EVEN HAS ABOUT 1 MORE YEAR OF HARLEY-DAVIDSON WARRANTY ON IT.
NOTHING IS WRONG. IT IN A CONDITION AS GOOD AS NEW.
IT'S WORTH EVERY DOLLARS OF WHAT I'M ASKING FOR IT.
Your wife will not like this decision you're making. She will tell you it's too big for you. It's too FAST for you. She doesn't like the little tiny passenger seat. Ignore her. Live your own life. Make your own path. She didn't let you get that 72 INCH TV either, remember that? And she refuses to stock the fridge with good beer. She's not on your side, friend-o. She doesn't know you like I do. Like this bike does. We know you, and we're here for you. however, we need to live with her and being the gentlemen we are, I will throw in a removable back rest, which should make the Mrs more comfortable.
TEXT ONLY OR CALL ME (HP: +65 90254938), if I do not answer, leaves a message; I'm probably off riding somewhere.